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We can help improve your marbles-deficit
Our 12-step program
at MarbleFree.com is just what you
need if you find yourself checking your 401K balance or stock portfolio
everyday. The US budget deficit, the stock market averages and your
marbles-deficit are directly correlated. And we'll help you at least
find your marbles (if not improve your net worth) without
resorting to violence, drugs,
doughnuts, deities, or big dollars.
Best of all ... You can follow our 12 steps
online, at your leisure, Free,
and begin to get some of your marbles back! |
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Sometimes, it can seem that the world is against us (We're not paranoid
... I don't care what everybody says!)
It's a story we've
heard time and time again.
Maybe your retirement is not looking so attractive.
Maybe AIG just raised your insurance rates because
they are not satisfied with the $165,000,000 in bonuses you've given them.
Maybe you're living on Fast Food, and delivered pizza is your
family's only real meal together.
Or maybe
your kids are glued to the computer updating their MySpace accounts or
leveling-up their awesome characters at World of Warcraft.
Like me, you may have about 2 true friends and a
gazillion wannabee friends on FaceBook. Quiz: Compare and contrast
"Friend" and "Acquaintance".
Or perhaps your cell phone or blackberry or Iphone is crapping
out again and you can't keep up with all the calls and meetings!
Read?? What's that? I'll bet you don't even know
where your local library is, now do you? Quiz: Can you find your
library card?
Our
12-step program
at MarbleFree.com is just what you need to Slow Down! ... Simplify! Contrary to
what you may have heard, there really are enough hours in the day. And too
much time on your hands should be your goal. People tell me I have too much
time on my hands because I develop web sites like this one or the
National Marshmallow Roasters Institute,
or PennyPickerUpper.com. It's not that I have too much time
... I just make time to do what I like. Consequently, I still have most of the marbles I was born with. (If it were'nt for that dang neighbor that brings
her fat dachshund to crap in my front yard, I swear, I'd have all my
marbles left.)
Mantra: Do what you like
... Like what you do.
Mission Statement
Our mission is to improve your marbles deficit by
1. Helping you simplify your life
2. Helping you clarify
your life's meaning
3. Helping you create a consistency of purpose in your life
Vision Statement
We envision a simplified world based on rational
thought and spiritual freedom. We see a future full of life, liberty and
the pursuit of happiness for all with
guidance from MarbleFree.com.
You'll begin to take control of those things in your
life that you can contol, and let go of those things that are out of your
control. Things you can not control may include a philandering spouse, a
neighbor's dog fertilizing your lawn, a city council on a development
spree, or your congressional representative caught with his pants down in
an airport bathroom. After practicing one, some, or all of our
12 steps,
you'll begin to understand that happiness is your right and your duty. |
Visit our
MarbleFree Online Store
Or...
A donation of a dollar or two helps us keep this site up and running, but we
attempt to help everyone with a marbles deficit for free.
For a $5 donation or
more, you'll get a laminated MarbleFree Membership card with the 12 steps
listed on the back. It is also your certification as a MarbleFree 12-step
Therapist! As a Certified MarbleFree Twelve-Step Therapist (CMTST), all you have to do is point people to this web
site and the 12-steps!
Thank you!
If you'd prefer, you can
send your donation and and your mailing address to:
Jerry Grinstead
6377 Parkcreek Circle
Citrus Heights, CA 95621
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