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Have You Lost Your Marbles?!? 

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We can help improve your marbles-deficit
 

Our 12-step program at MarbleFree.com is just what you need if you find yourself checking your 401K balance or stock portfolio everyday. The US budget deficit, the stock market averages and your marbles-deficit are directly correlated. And we'll help you at least find your marbles (if not improve your net worth) without resorting to violence, drugs, doughnuts, deities, or big dollars.

Best of all ... You can follow our 12 steps online, at your leisure, Free, and begin to get some of your marbles back!

Sometimes, it can seem that the world is against us (We're not paranoid ... I don't care what everybody says!)

It's a story we've heard time and time again.

  • Maybe your retirement is not looking so attractive.

  • Maybe AIG just raised your insurance rates because they are not satisfied with the $165,000,000 in bonuses you've given them.

  • Maybe you're living on Fast Food, and delivered pizza is your family's only real meal together.

  • Or maybe your kids are glued to the computer updating their MySpace accounts or leveling-up their awesome characters at World of Warcraft.

  • Like me, you may have about 2 true friends and a gazillion wannabee friends on FaceBook. Quiz:  Compare and contrast "Friend" and "Acquaintance".

  • Or perhaps your cell phone or blackberry or Iphone is crapping out again and you can't keep up with all the calls and meetings!

  • Read?? What's that? I'll bet you don't even know where your local library is, now do you? Quiz:  Can you find your library card?

Our 12-step program at MarbleFree.com is just what you need to Slow Down! ... Simplify! Contrary to what you may have heard, there really are enough hours in the day. And too much time on your hands should be your goal. People tell me I have too much time on my hands because I develop web sites like this one or the National Marshmallow Roasters Institute, or PennyPickerUpper.com. It's not that I have too much time ... I just make time to do what I like. Consequently, I still have most of the marbles I was born with. (If it were'nt for that dang neighbor that brings her fat dachshund to crap in my front yard, I swear, I'd have all my marbles left.)

Mantra:    Do what you like ... Like what you do.

Mission Statement

Our mission is to improve your marbles deficit by
1. Helping you simplify your life
2. Helping you clarify your life's meaning
3. Helping you create a consistency of purpose in your life

Vision Statement

We envision a simplified world based on rational thought and spiritual freedom. We see a future full of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all with guidance from MarbleFree.com.

You'll begin to take control of those things in your life that you can contol, and let go of those things that are out of your control. Things you can not control may include a philandering spouse, a neighbor's dog fertilizing your lawn, a city council on a development spree, or your congressional representative caught with his pants down in an airport bathroom. After practicing one, some, or all of our 12 steps, you'll begin to understand that happiness is your right and your duty.

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A donation of a dollar or two helps us keep this site up and running, but we attempt to help everyone with a marbles deficit for free.

For a $5 donation or more, you'll get a laminated MarbleFree Membership card with the 12 steps listed on the back. It is also your certification as a MarbleFree 12-step Therapist! As a Certified MarbleFree Twelve-Step Therapist (CMTST), all you have to do is point people to this web site and the 12-steps!
 

Thank you!

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If you'd prefer, you can send your donation and and your mailing address to:

Jerry Grinstead
6377 Parkcreek Circle
Citrus Heights, CA 95621

Help@MarbleFree.com

 

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