Lost Your Marbles?
Find them all here at MarbleFree.com
We do not have a Facebook group or page. We have enough
real friends already, and you
may be one.
We do not Tweet. Though the ubiquitous Twitter Worldwide Information Teams (TWITs) want us
to join them.
We do not have a Myspace page (does anybody??). We like our space, as it were.
We do not send out Email newsletters or share your email address with anyone.
We will respond to your email.
We only speak to groups upon invitation and we use NO Powerpoint presentations.
We actually talk with you about simplifying your life, home and work.
We have simplified our lives and found our marbles. You can find your marbles
If you must tweet, please help save the world with our
MarbleFree Twittergraph movement. Twittergraph is simply tweeting in Morse Code. Darn you
Samuel Morse, for starting the Social Media phenomena with that newfangled
contraption - the telegraph!
one page essay about our movement.
Improve your marbles-deficit
(Jump right to the 12-step program
or read more about us below)
FREE, 12-step program
at MarbleFree.com is just what you
need if you can't seem to get it together anymore, are in your mid-life
crisis, want to get rid of that boy toy or girlfriend on the side and
get back with your spouse, or find yourself checking your 401K balance
(what's left of it) or stock portfolio
everyday. The US budget deficit, the stock market averages, your
spousal relationship, and your
marbles-deficit are directly correlated. And we'll help you at least
find your marbles (if not improve your net worth) without
resorting to violence, drugs,
doughnuts, deities, or big dollars.
Best of all ... You can follow our 12 steps
online, at your leisure, Free,
and begin to get some of your marbles back!
Sometimes, it can seem that the whole world is against us!
(I'm not paranoid
... I don't care what everybody says!)
It's a story we've
heard time and time again.
Maybe your retirement is not looking so attractive
Maybe AIG just raised your insurance rates because
they are not satisfied with the $165,000,000 + in bonuses we've given them.
Maybe you're living on Fast Food, and delivered pizza is your
family's only real meal together.
Or maybe your kids are glued to the computer
or iPhone updating their FaceBook status or
leveling-up their awesome characters at World of Warcraft.
Like me, you may have about 2 true friends and a
gazillion wannabee friends on Facebook. Essay contest: Compare and contrast
"Friend" and "Acquaintance".
Or perhaps your cell phone or windows phone or iphone is crapping
out again and you can't keep up with all the calls and meetings!
Read?? What's that? I'll bet you don't even know
where your local library is, now do you? Quiz: Can you find your
at MarbleFree.com is just what you need to Slow Down! ... Simplify! Contrary to
what you may have heard, there really are enough hours in the day. And too
much time on your hands should be your goal.
Mantra: Do what you like
... Like what you do.
Our mission is to improve your marbles deficit by
1. Simplifying your life
3. Allowing you to find more precious time
We envision a simplified world based on rational
thought and spiritual freedom. We see a future full of life, liberty and
the pursuit of happiness for all with
guidance from MarbleFree.com.
You'll begin to take control of those things in your
life that you can control, and let go of those things that are out of your
control. Things you can not control may include a philandering spouse, a
neighbor's dog fertilizing your lawn, a city council on a development
spree, or your congressional representative caught with his pants down in
an airport bathroom. After practicing one, some, or all of our
you'll begin to understand that happiness is your right and your duty.
President and Director of Social Media, National Marshmallow Roasters Institute,
Founder of the Marblefree Twelve-step Program
MarbleFree Online Store to perhaps
purchase a coffee mug to remind you to save those marbles at work.
A donation of a dollar or two helps us keep this site up and running, but we
attempt to help everyone with a marbles deficit for free.
And For a $5 donation
or more, you'll get a laminated MarbleFree Membership card with the 12
steps listed on the back. It is also your certification as a MarbleFree
12-step Therapist! As a Certified MarbleFree Twelve-Step Therapist
(CMTST), all you have to do is point people to this web site and our 12-steps!
If you'd prefer, you can
send your donation and and your mailing address to:
6377 Parkcreek Circle
Citrus Heights, CA 95621