Have You
Lost Your Marbles?
Marblefree@yahoo.com
NTSB recommends ban on cell phones while
driving
As reported
on CNN, the National Transportation
Safety Board (NTSB) has just recommended we make the world a little safer and,
in doing so, is promoting a MarbleFree.com way to get your marbles back. Banning
Cell Phones while driving. We at MarbleFree.com support this 100%.
As you may recall,
Step 3 of our MarbleFree 12-Step program
for regaining your marbles is to simply TURN OFF THAT CELL PHONE. It is
ridiculous that so many people cannot get from point A to point B in their cars
without texting, or sexting, or calling, or ... whatever the heck they do. As
we've stated in our seminars, there is nothing you will find out, or tell
someone, while you're driving that can't wait until you get home or to work. If
someone dies, they won't get any deader in the next 1/2 hour if you have to wait
till you get home to find it out. TURN IT OFF! Way to go NTSB!!!
We all know someone who is losing their marbles. And many of
them are running for office again and again, or appear nightly on Entertainment
tonight, Fox News Channel or MSNBC. Those people are clearly in need of our
12-step program
to get some of their marbles back.
How do we keep our marbles here at
MarbleFree.com?
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We do not have a Facebook group or page. We have enough friends already, and you
may be one.
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We do not Tweet. Though the Twitter Worldwide Information Teams (TWITs) want us
to join them.
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We do not have a Myspace page. We like our space, as it were.
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We do not send out Email newsletters or share your email address with anyone.
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We will respond to email.
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We only speak to groups upon invitation and using NO Powerpoint presentations.
We actually talk with you about simplifying your life, home and work.
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We have simplified our lives and found our marbles. You can find your marbles
too.
If you must tweet, please help save the world with our
MarbleFree Twittergraph movement. Twittergraph is simply tweeting in Morse Code. Darn you,
Samuel Morse, for starting the Social Media phenomena with that newfangled
contraption - the telegraph!
Here's a
one page essay about our movement. |
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Improve your marbles-deficit
(Jump right to the 12-step program
or read more about us below)
Our totally
FREE, 12-step program
at MarbleFree.com is just what you
need if you can't seem to get it together anymore, are in your mid-life
crisis, want to get rid of that boy toy or girlfriend on the side and
get back with your spouse, or find yourself checking your 401K balance
(what's left of the balance) or stock portfolio
everyday. The US budget deficit, the stock market averages, your
spousal relationship, and your
marbles-deficit are directly correlated. And we'll help you at least
find your marbles (if not improve your net worth) without
resorting to violence, drugs,
doughnuts, deities, or big dollars.
Best of all ... You can follow our 12 steps
online, at your leisure, Free,
and begin to get some of your marbles back! |
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Sometimes, it can seem that the world is against us!
(I'm not paranoid
... I don't care what everybody says!)
It's a story we've
heard time and time again.
Maybe your retirement is not looking so attractive
these days.
Maybe AIG just raised your insurance rates because
they are not satisfied with the $165,000,000 in bonuses we've given them.
Maybe you're living on Fast Food, and delivered pizza is your
family's only real meal together.
Or maybe your kids are glued to the computer
updating their FaceBook accounts or
leveling-up their awesome characters at World of Warcraft.
Like me, you may have about 2 true friends and a
gazillion wannabee friends on FaceBook. Essay contest: Compare and contrast
"Friend" and "Acquaintance".
Or perhaps your cell phone or blackberry or iphone is crapping
out again and you can't keep up with all the calls and meetings!
Read?? What's that? I'll bet you don't even know
where your local library is, now do you? Quiz: Can you find your
library card?
Our
12-step program
at MarbleFree.com is just what you need to Slow Down! ... Simplify! Contrary to
what you may have heard, there really are enough hours in the day. And too
much time on your hands should be your goal.
Mantra: Do what you like
... Like what you do.
Mission Statement
Our mission is to improve your marbles deficit by
1. Simplifying your life
2. Clarifying
life's meaning
3. Allowing you to find more precious time
Vision Statement
We envision a simplified world based on rational
thought and spiritual freedom. We see a future full of life, liberty and
the pursuit of happiness for all with
guidance from MarbleFree.com.
You'll begin to take control of those things in your
life that you can control, and let go of those things that are out of your
control. Things you can not control may include a philandering spouse, a
neighbor's dog fertilizing your lawn, a city council on a development
spree, or your congressional representative caught with his pants down in
an airport bathroom. After practicing one, some, or all of our
12 steps,
you'll begin to understand that happiness is your right and your duty. |
Jerry Grinstead
President, National Marshmallow Roasters Institute,
Founder of the Marblefree Twelve-step Program
and
Director of Social Media
(if we used social media)
Visit our
MarbleFree Online Store to perhaps
purchase a coffee mug to remind you to save those marbles at work.
Or...
A donation of a dollar or two helps us keep this site up and running, but we
attempt to help everyone with a marbles deficit for free.
And For a $5 donation
or more, you'll get a laminated MarbleFree Membership card with the 12
steps listed on the back. It is also your certification as a MarbleFree
12-step Therapist! As a Certified MarbleFree Twelve-Step Therapist
(CMTST), all you have to do is point people to this web site and our 12-steps!
Thank you!
If you'd prefer, you can
send your donation and and your mailing address to:
Jerry Grinstead
6377 Parkcreek Circle
Citrus Heights, CA 95621
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