Who has lost their Marbles Lately?

Can we help this man? I doubt it. Republican governors who have girlfriends or hookers on the side are the most difficult to help.

The wives of these idiots are the ones whose marbles can be replenished by our 12-step program.

Do South Carolina a favor and say "Buh-bye" Governor! Then Argentina's wide open for you.

Jenny may not need our help after all. It sounds like she has retained all of her marbles, custody of the kids, the house, her dignity.

She has her marbles and he has his girlfriend in Argentina, and a box full of new sex toys. But I hear he said she's worth it. Great legs!!

Jenny Sanford said:

“I believe wholeheartedly in the sanctity, dignity and importance of the institution of marriage. I believe that has been consistently reflected in my actions. When I found out about my husband’s infidelity I worked immediately to first seek reconciliation through forgiveness, and then to work diligently to repair our marriage. We reached a point where I felt it was important to look my sons in the eyes and maintain my dignity, self-respect, and my basic sense of right and wrong. I therefore asked my husband to leave two weeks ago.”

Silda Wall Spitzer with Marbles

Ahhh... The Happy Couple.

Those were the days, when love was blind and wife and daughters were standing by their man.

But come on, a powerful man has needs that only a $1000 per hour call girl can meet. While the little woman watches the kids and takes them to soccer practice, that's when a man can be a man again.

She'll get over it...with a little help from Marblefree.com and a big divorce settlement. I'd suggest $1000 per hour that they were married. And the longer she can stand to 'stand by her man' the more she'll get in the settlement.

Silda Wall Spitzer lost her Marbles

Ahhh... The NOT-so-Happy Couple. But she's dutifully standing by her man. it again proves my tried-and-true saying..."Any man is better than no man."

Buh-Bye Guvner!

It was just a matter of time before Eliot resigned and had to go home to the little woman and his three daughters. Oh yea, we'd like to be one of his daughters and have to go back to school. Or, we'd just love to be his wife (soon to be ex-wife we bet) who we at Marblefree.com counsel to "take him to the cleaners." I think that's a legal term.

Nothing brings the marbles back like a big divorce settlement. Her marbles that is...He has neither marbles nor scruples. But Kristen is still available for $1000/hour.

Again, we say, Buh-Bye Guvner!

Lisa M. Nowak (CAPTAIN, USN)
NASA Astronaut and loving wife and mom, with Marbles

PERSONAL DATA: Born May 10, 1963, in Washington, D.C. Married, with three children. Lisa enjoys bicycling, running, skeet, sailing, gourmet cooking, rubber stamps, crossword puzzles, piano, and African violets. As an undergraduate she competed on the track team. Her parents, Alfredo and Jane Caputo, reside in Rockville, Maryland.

EDUCATION: Graduated from C.W. Woodward High School, Rockville, Maryland, in 1981; received a bachelor of science degree in aerospace engineering from the U.S. Naval Academy in 1985; a master of science degree in aeronautical engineering and a degree of aeronautical and astronautical engineer from the U.S. Naval Postgraduate School, both in 1992.

Lisa M. Nowak totally without Marbles
(MarbleFree Mug Shot)

This reminds me of one of the phrases I coined. "Some people are educated beyond their intelligence." On February 5, 2007, Nowak was arrested at Orlando International Airport on charges of attempted kidnapping, battery, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, and destruction of evidence. She told the Orlando Police Department she was involved in a relationship with fellow astronaut William Oefelein, with whom she trained, although she described it as being "less than a romantic relationship." She believed U.S. Air Force Captain Colleen Shipman, who works as an engineer at Patrick Air Force Base, was also involved with Oefelein. Holy Cow! The marbles are flowing out of NASA as we speak!

According to police and news reports, upon arriving on a flight from Houston, Shipman said she was aware of someone following her to a satellite parking area and when she got into her car, she heard running steps and quickly locked the door. Nowak slapped the window and tried to open the car door, asked for a ride, then started crying. Shipman rolled down the window a couple of inches and Nowak allegedly sprayed pepper spray into the car. Shipman drove off to the parking lot booth where police were summoned.

New!! We've got the diapers she used to keep from having to stop to pee, and we'll be putting them up on E-bay.

Larry Craig,
US Senator (R) Idaho on the stump with Marbles

A Republican, he has been serving in the United States Senate since 1991. Previously he served in the U.S. House of Representatives representing Idaho's 1st congressional district (1981–1991). Including his service in the House of Representatives, Craig is the second-longest serving member of the United States Congress in Idaho history, trailing only William Edgar Borah. In addition to serving in Congress, Craig has been a member of the Board of Directors of the National Rifle Association since 1983.

On August 27, 2007 the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call revealed that Craig had been arrested for lewd conduct in a men's bathroom on June 11, 2007, and pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct on August 8, 2007. As a result of the controversy surrounding his arrest and subsequent guilty plea, Senator Craig announced his intention to resign from the Senate at a news conference on September 1, 2007, which was to become effective on September 30, 2007.

However, on September 4, 2007, a spokesperson for Senator Craig indicated that he may be reconsidering his decision to resign.

Larry Craig, Marble-Free
Marble Free, Wide-Stance,  Mug Shot

You go Larry. We believe you're not guilty. We believe republicans would never do such a thing. (Democrats...maybe) We also believe we can get a great deal on some ocean-front property just outside of Boise, too.

Note:  Larry is a candidate for one who may not be able to be helped. He does have two strikes against him. He is a republican and he is a man. Neither of those qualities is sufficient nor necessary for finding someone to be marblefree, but this incident may have clinched it. We have asked the NMR Institute to evaluate his being pulled from the program for never having had marbles.

Need I say it again? "Some people are educated beyond their intelligence."

As a kid, Britney Spears performed anywhere she could - at church, school and local TV stations. It wasn't long before Britney Spears started gaining major attention. Britney audtioned for the Mickey Mouse Club when she was eight years old. The producers of the show thought Britney Spears was too young for the show but they helped hook her up with an agent. From there, Brit went on to star in off-Broadway shows and eventually landed the Mickey Mouse Club gig when she was 11. It wasn't until Britney auditioned for an all-girl singing group that she was offered a record deal as a solo artist - and the rest is pop history.

Since the release of her debut album, ...Baby One More Time, in 1999, Britney has dominated the pop world. She's released five albums, several DVDs and even starred in her own feature-length movie - Crossroads. Despite the pressures of living under the public microscope, Britney Spears has managed to keep a fairly calm head and build herself into somewhat of an industry. Not only is she a singing superstar, she's also delved into the world of fashion and beauty with the release of her own perfume, Curious and Fantasy.

One of our toughest challenges to date...and we thought the MarbleFree astronaut was the worst we've seen!

CAUTION:  Do NOT search for images of Britney on Google or you may just see more of her than is truly necessary.

But you know? She is doing very well now. On tour. Speaking in coherent sentences, if not grammatically correct. Working things out for the kids' best interest.

Way to go Britney. We can hear the marbles beginning to roll around in there again!