Lost Your Marbles??? - Symptoms

Symptoms begin with:

• Irritability with coworkers and family
• Mumbling to yourself about all the work to be done
• Forgetting your kid's/spouse's/mother's birthday
• Forgeting to eat
• Storming out of meetings that are unproductive
• Forgetting where you parked

Symptoms escalate to:

• Sitting at your desk or on a bench downtown, rocking back and forth
• Arguing loudly with people ... that only you can see
• Forgetting your kid's/wife's/mother's name
• Shaving all your hair off after a binge weekend, leaving the kids with ... um ... who did you leave them with?
• Eating coworkers' lunches you find in the office fridge at work
• Sending explicit email to your favorite Congressional page
• Stopping your car only because you suddenly don't recognize anything
• Wearing a diaper while driving so you don't have to stop at the 7-11 to go, while stalking your boyfriend's new girlfriend from Texas to Florida, and then spraying her with pepperspray, while your husband watches your three kids back home
• Unbending all the paperclips ... just because ...
• Laughing hysterically, and pointing at that ringing phone on your desk (that only you can hear)
• Sitting in the pews listening to Jeremiah Wright for 20 years.